.........i am a nimrod volume 1.............

proof of my נִמְרוֹד, {dork-en-cy}

1. I still wear an orange glow in the dark retainer

2. I heart N Sync's Christmas album

3. I get very excited when I see stick on tattoos of any kind

4. also when I see Build-a-bears

5. and swifer wet jets

6. I believe the people in "The Office" are really my friends

7. I am part gremlin/part doby the elf/part Gollum 75% of the time

8. I often forget my left from my right

9. i get lost using a gps

10. i have a "to be filed later" folder on my desktop

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